We’ve gone too far.

Why is Tony the Tiger wearing a gilet, this is not good character design. No one could ever believe it was. Also his mouth has become a sort of ceramic spout. The grim acrid flavour of "pumpkin spice" nonwithstanding, nothing good is happening here, David.

We’ve all been looking in anger and a multiplying, nameless terror at the proliferation of Oreo flavors,* and they slipped this right past us in the chaos *Not just me, right? I push my cart a little faster as I pass the cookie aisle these days, too afraid to glance down it. How many more, I think

Mac and cheese, and now this. Is nothing sacred anymore?