/to the tune of Alicia Keys's "Girl On Fire" "This dad is de-FIANT."

Immediately evokes lovely caramel notes of, like, Bill Burr Just Not Getting It

this is some of your best/worst work

They’re going to lock you up for this one

Noooooooooo. I can’t with those people.

*The most exasperated of sighs* *Begrudgingly nods in acceptance*

Oh God, they're all coming here, aren't they

audibly laughed at this, and decided not to even attempt to explain to my Not Terminally Online family what it was about

all the stars are here

FUCK

Brooklyn dads where dreams are made of, the tweets will inspire you🎶