The deep state and media were very unfair to President Trump by repeatedly letting him walk into an enormous Acme-branded mousetrap while licking a comically large lollipop during the debate. The American people know what they saw: a leader who sought only to see what kind of cheese was in there.

"My fellow Americans, as I stand here, wearing this Admiral Akbar "it's a Trap" meme T Shirt that I just had made during the intermission, know this: We are not going back. Period."

Did you know Mr. Trump is very big in Hungary?

Came downstairs this morning and sure enough, there's an immigrant gnawing on my dog's leg!

“A beautiful lady mouse, tears in her eyes, not full of dynamite, in no way full of dynamite

The liberal media won’t even talk about my giant slingshot or my business cards that say Super Genius! Investigate?

"Kraft. Just as I expected."

A real president isn't afraid to run off that cliff and hold up a sign that says "yipes"

They let our Orange Fascist Manatee talk!! RiGgeD!!1!

There's always free cheese in a mouse trap