This isn't just food. This is a culmination of thousands of years of dreamers, dreaming
Tonight, all of New York is Grimace
Padres. Dads. Please wake up.
🎶mamma said there’d be monster mash, there’d be monster mash my mamma said🎶
This guy is detailing another guy's Cybertruck and I can hear my Caribbean neighbors absolutely ROASTING this dude "You driven a truck or a bucket?"
My 20-month-old son saw a crescent moon for the first time, pointed and called it “nanna”
“Biden wasn’t hoodwinked by Netanyahu any more than he was by George W. Bush when he chose to back the Iraq War. He chose this path, and stayed on it despite constant warnings of exactly where it was leading.” 😮💨😮💨😮💨 from Matt Duss
What’s happening in the Middle East was enabled by a president with ideological priors, aides who failed to push back, and a cheerleading media establishment.
The Padres and Dodgers are about to face off David. Is. EXCITED!
Has anyone else noticed that bodega milk is severely watered down? We got a milk frother like 7 years ago and worried it crapped out because the thing was producing zero foam when we used certain brands of milk. The more expensive the milk, the more likely it is to foam. Bodega milk never foams
Diogenes Evangelion Is that something? Did I do something there?