1% club. Let's flex on 'em! 💪

#Bluesky was the best when it was new and small — under 100,000 users. High engagement and a niche community was its selling point. After it hit 1M users, engagement drastically dropped and most returned to Twitter. I find myself here less and less. Still, rooting for Bluesky's success! 🤞

What's up with nearly all of the posts in my feeds suddenly in Portuguese? 🥴

🎤 drop

That shit is deep and I like it.

For decades socks have struggled to become the star of the show on Christmas morning. So they're shooting for a random Thursday.

Slllllide

I explained what sex is to my niece when she was like 7. If anyone needs it explained, just let me know!

Well, she is from Maine. So that explains a lot. And every writer from Maine thinks they're the next Stephen King to come out of Maine.

Wives are always the last to know.