Eric Roberts should play all villains in all movies.

Zero to nothing.

Eschewing the traditional funeral slideshow in favour of a compilation of slow motion flips and kicks.

The scientific term is "fucking messy."

The boogie to which we scoot our boots.

Slimy's a vibe.

A sweetie-pie goon.

Tomorrow we'll discover what our God in Heaven has in store.

Alley-cat morality.

No drugs. I want tapeworms.