..judging you..

Today is one of those days…that someone is narrating my life and it’s a dramedy.

..actual footage of me trying to control myself at the sushi counter..

Make sure you add enough anchovy paste this time, Chloe. I ain’t about the bland life..

Laundry always takes so much longer since I’ve become a cat lady..

Welp, it’s time for my “salad”..and by “salad”, I mean pizza..

..jic you’re wondering how my day is going..

Ok, I understand that the other shade is open, but the birds are out here. 🐦

I have a new friend 🐾🐾🐾 #TuesdayVibes

This is so good, Chloe, you should try it..🎄