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never entirely sure ... but movies and music and books and art exist , so thats some thing ✨️ youtube.com/@deedotyou?si=AZjl0x85TizgkK6e
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DOdeedotyou.bsky.social

[crowd murmuring] academic: is this not appropriate ? perhaps not the best use of english words

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DOdeedotyou.bsky.social

youre not a fighter, you're a lover, you've got no ... business in here brother, so....

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[european academic in a full auditorium sitting on a chair on a stage; the moderator sitting in a chair beside them; academic struggling for words] i-i-i-i mean what can one do, at a certain point, but essentially uh, , fart in one's bed ? no ?

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GMjuniorhoncho.bsky.social

ME: hm ok.. and the Big Mac, is this also– MCDONALD'S CASHIER: they're all chewable sir

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Ppogofury.bsky.social

Ta-ta and farewell

Cartoon of Jack Karlson, known for the video of his 1991 arrest following a "succulent Chinese meal," annoyedly addressing the Grim Reaper with the line "and you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?" as previously delivered to one of the numerous officers struggling to force him into a vehicle during the arrest.
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DOdeedotyou.bsky.social

hey hi hullo

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HOhausofdecline.bsky.social

A mugger in the street brandishes a knife at a man in a white coat and says "gimme your wallet..." The white coat man promptly cracks the mugger's back over his knee. The ambulance arrives and the paramedic says "Jeez, you really fucked him up. He's looking at total paralysis. You're like, a complete butcher." The white coat man points at himself with his thumb and says with confident smugness "no, I'm a chiropractor."
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spy vs spy redux (2023)

An old man with a long pointed nose sits in an a chair smoking a cigarette. He is wearing a tank top, which bends over his gut. His hair is thin, his hair has liver spots. He is the White Spy from Spy Vs Spy, but ancient now. Behind him, a gun clicks. "You know why I'm here old man." "Speak for yourself. The war is over. It's time to come in from the cold." The Black Spy holds the gun feebly. "I took a pledge. Same as you. And I will do what I must to keep it." "then I will as well. You know how this ends just as I do." Suddenly, violently, a bowling ball falls from the ceiling, crashing into the Black Spy's head. Blood splatters from his shattered skull. The White Spy looks resigned, his hand on a the trigger of a button, tethered to the unseen machine that dropped the ball. "After all these years, I'm still asking myself, is a flag worth dying for?" The White Spy makes a half hearted V with his fingers. "Guess you got your answer old man. And I got mine."
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DOdeedotyou.bsky.social

it'd be funny if his name was joel biden

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DOdeedotyou.bsky.social

or ass or gas no one tips for free

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dee of the sea ;D
@deedotyou.bsky.social
never entirely sure ... but movies and music and books and art exist , so thats some thing ✨️ youtube.com/@deedotyou?si=AZjl0x85TizgkK6e
96 followers170 following326 posts
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