It sounds counter-intuitive, but if I had made a tumblr back in 2013, I'd probably be a lot more normal now

This is incredibly hot

Remember to frequently check any unused basement rooms, sheds or garages for wandering changelings

A while ago I made this little guy to replace a wooden piece from a board game called Sheep&Thief. (I actually haven't played the game since) Based on art by @silverfox5213.bsky.social (game published by Pegasus)

nothing is beyond your abilities if you’re okay with fucking up a lot

I don't know what that means, but Hell Yeah!

I hope the customs guy sees @russelbuck.bsky.social 's ass and has a fucking aneurysm

Okay, but these things should be fucking banned already. How was this ever allowed? Littering is bad enough, but these have lithium batteries in them?

🌀 You're the heir of an ethically dubious mineral fortune. You want to buy a social media website and run it into the ground. You want to build the worst truck in the world. Your children hate you 🌀

Hi Steve!