Jeremy Clarkson said: Speed doesn't kill you. Suddenly coming to a stop kills you. This ending feels that way.

they are now home at their dinner table with no food and they bow their heads and THE END

"It is indeed true that at times like these R2 and I wish that we were more than just mechanical beings and were really alive."

Oh no, C-3P0 and R2-D2 are in the Wookie Orgy (Woorgy)

Their... life day crystals cause them to sailor moon into these red robes... so they can line up single file in front of a stargate where they... walk unprotected through space?

(If I didn't say anything after "a long time ago", you would have thought it.)

Oh look at how conspicuously Han caused an accidental death. We should have seen the Special Editions coming a long time ago, in this galaxy.

You will never find a more wretched hub of scum and villainy doing a conga line

Cantina theme and Bea Arthur mashup was not on my bingo card

So far, we have had (1) cantina theme (2) lower pitch cantina theme (3) slow cantina theme