This is like a dungeon master’s nightmare - the barkeep is going around addressing each patron by name.

You know those YouTube videos where an AI tries to continue the first half of a song? This Cantina scene is like that with the original Cantina theme

The conceit of this section is that lil chewbacca is watching an instructional tape about how to assemble something, but the tape speed keeps speeding up and slowing down. And it really sounds like slowing tape, but the actor is just acting slow. Drugs.

Chewie, we're home

Please don't let my lack of posts make you think that I'm suddenly enjoying myself, lest you later further mistake that for an endorsement of this film

You guys know you had Carrie Fisher on twenty minutes ago, right? Everyone freshly knows what she looks like

"When my men get angry, I can't always control them." I wish I worked somewhere where I can threaten someone with my incompetence.

I've seen parodies of the part of this movie where a band appears as a hologram, and the part I didn't expect was how stylish it was. It's not _good_, but it has a vision, it has a look, and I like that.

oh shit the movie's back on

"Buy genuine Bell phones" People remember the neon phones of the 90s, but if the phone system had stayed closed, we might never have gotten them