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“David S Pumpkins” 🎃 Assenza
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Sweary Poppins. I quip. At length.
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That’s terrifying. And what exactly happens to to if you eat that thing??? 😳
Oh my gosh if you kind of focus on him, there’s a face that emerges!
Now I want to carve a turnip.
lmao no? what the fresh hell is this?lmao no? what the fresh hell is this?
What the… ??? This is terrifying! 😅 Could put it in a toilet and really scare the 💩 out of someone!
omg glupp shitto
I'm honestly more spooked by carved turnips than I've ever been by carved pumpkins. They look like something a fae would leave on your doorstep to let You know that They know and they ain't happy about it.
There is a “pumpkin carving” contest at work on Monday. Now I just gotta find the right turnip.
SP
“David S Pumpkins” 🎃 Assenza
@deirdreassenza.bsky.social
Sweary Poppins. I quip. At length.
4.4k followers2.9k following1k posts