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It’s been a year since Terry Funk passed, which feels impossible. Here’s the piece I wrote about his legacy from last year, archived on my personal blog. torturerackandhoney.com/2023/08/23/t...

Terry Funk hits Mr. Pogo with a flaming chair.
Terry Funk advanced professional wrestling the way poets advance language. His wild, improvisational leaps, the way he’d sell getting belted or pour motor oil on himself in the shower while cutting a promo or throw his arms up to the heavens as if to ask God why the ring didn’t blow up, all of it existed simultaneously as something antithetical to the unwritten rules of the business as it had been done to that point, something that justified itself in the moment by drawing money, and something that would inform the future. Call him a soothsayer or a prophet if you like – God knows he was right about the general direction of the industry to justify it – but I think that, more than being ahead of time, Terry Funk is time itself.
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My very good friend's cat is sick and they are facing some very steep vet bills to keep him healthy, if you are able to, please consider donating to help out: gofund.me/54369fa5

Phil's Medical Bills, organized by Hayley Malouin
Phil's Medical Bills, organized by Hayley Malouin

My sweet baby Phil is very sick. After rushing him to the emergency animal hospital, he's been adm
 Hayley Malouin needs your support for Phil's Medical Bills

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do not show me anything peer-reviewed unless that peer is Stephen A. Smith reviewing pokemon

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no jury will convict me of posting your home address to 4chan after they find out you posted critical theory in the sports channel of my discord

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Isaac Chotiner: I- RFK Junior: it's fine to have a little refined uranium, nobody really cares, and the amount I have is just for show anyway

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Every RFK Jr story is like “the scene in Anchorman where Jack Black drop-kicks a terrier off a bridge was based off a real thing he did when he was younger” and “younger” ends up meaning “late 40s” and also he tries to get ahead of it by saying “Yep it’s true - and actually worse than you think.”

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Kind of telling that everyone who legitimately thinks dril sold his account is either a journalist or fantasy sports writer who considers themselves to be “extremely online” and has quote tweeted a clickbait New York Post article with the phrase “dudes rock” multiple times in the past calendar year

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there's a ton of stuff you can rightfully criticize Kamala for but posting a clip of her saying she's Indian like it's some kind of gotcha about her race just seems racist to me!

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*extremely white leftist voice* actually, Trump had a point when he said all that racist stuff

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glad the genocide guy is still sharp enough to lie about the genocide. happy for you guys

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