Every RFK Jr story is like “the scene in Anchorman where Jack Black drop-kicks a terrier off a bridge was based off a real thing he did when he was younger” and “younger” ends up meaning “late 40s” and also he tries to get ahead of it by saying “Yep it’s true - and actually worse than you think.”

“And also I might have done it multiple times. Who can say?”

I know right?! Imagine if Jack Black's father and Uncle had been assassinated because they were politically effective. Wouldn't that be hilarious?

Don't ask him about what he did with his falcon in private school

Yes, I ate a lizard. And no, it wasn't a lizard--it was a jar of stem cells from a NICU that needed them

He was 60 when this happened.

You just made me google for five minutes because I took this to mean jack black actually kicked a dog off a bridge in real life

I heard he got some of his ribs surgically removed so he could suck his own Chappaquiddick

The details he's given us so far just create more questions lol

Only if Jack Black was coming back from a falconry trip on which he intended to frame cyclists for some sort of fake thing to get them forced off the trails. Because that’s what Stone’s day was literally like.