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Dennis Farrell
@dennisfarrell.bsky.social
Something Awful writer from 2003-2020. Developing a narrative comedy video game called Harm Other.
146 followers70 following159 posts
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When I turned 10 my aunt let me choose 1 item of any value from Toys R Us. This was so overwhelming that right as we walked into the entrance I projectile barfed for the first and only time in my life

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If Catwoman and Two-Face team up they should call themselves Scratch & Dent

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Castle Goofstein? Why yes I have been there, in id Software's first fps

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I need to reach Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, or Sam Raimi. Nothing weird. I simply want to confirm that the Spider-Man lunch tray catch (which I just found out was practical, not cgi) took 150+ takes. As you can see, nothing weird!

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We all know the the pristine top layer of peanut butter is the best part. I propose all jars should be one inch tall and six feet in diameter.

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A cheap MiSTer FPGA would be great, but hold off on that terribly named MiSTer Pi. It's tossing out errors that don't exist on genuine boards and appears to be off-spec.

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If that isn't the most-viewed human butt in history, it has to be a strong contender

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I can confirm this is the American style. I'm sitting in one now, eating a cow cluster burger and speaking too loudly in ten voices at once about my favorite baseball team, the Rat Kings

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Porsche just became the horniest car manufacturer by patenting a new type of engine that contains an "annulus", "three stroke sequences", and "two tops and two bottoms" www.roadandtrack.com/news/a622587...

Porsche Has Dreamed Up a 6-Stroke Engine, Patent Documents Reveal
Porsche Has Dreamed Up a 6-Stroke Engine, Patent Documents Reveal

Whether it reaches production, however ... only time will tell.

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Dennis Farrell
@dennisfarrell.bsky.social
Something Awful writer from 2003-2020. Developing a narrative comedy video game called Harm Other.
146 followers70 following159 posts