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Descaladumidera
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A comic page with four panels, all underneath each other.
The first panel shows a cooked turkey on a plate with greens around. It's glowing, showing how delicious it is.
The second panel shows Nightcrawler, still holding the turkey, and yelling, "You have to be a living turkey, Mutter (Mother)!"
The third panel shows Nightcrawler and Mystique arguing. Mystique says, "But they eat dead turkeys!" To which Nightcrawler replies, "Why would the president pardon a dead turkey?!" Mystique yells, "I don't know!" And Nightcrawler says, "He pardons a living turkey, so turn into one!" To which Mystique replies, "I didn't practice that!" And Nightcrawler says, "Then you better start now!"
The fourth panel shows the door to the room. Two people are speaking outside. The first person says, "Did you hear that?" To which the second person replies, "Yeah, sounds like it's coming from the turkey room. We should take a look."
End ID.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:ihsuttbxtxxxaycnyj7r6ikm/bafkreidn4lyhsyvdugvtwkz3im3jvcmkyfyvqctmsewva3mwvr4zlduajm@jpeg)
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A comic page with four panels, all underneath each other.
The first panel shows Nightcrawler and Mystique looking at each other in shock, stopping their bickering.
The second panel shows them turning their heads towards the door.
The third panel shows them again looking at each other.
The fourth panel shows Nightcrawler vanishing in a BAMF cloud, while Mystique just keeps looking at the place where he was standing, saying, "Wha—!"
End ID.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:ihsuttbxtxxxaycnyj7r6ikm/bafkreiabgkt2zwv7ud3jhtgmsoisbjpmv3hth2iarypj3igwjryzdbwoci@jpeg)
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A comic page with four panels, all underneath each other.
The first panel says, "The next day …"
The second panel shows a close-up of Joe Biden's face. He looks skeptical.
The third panel shows a blue turkey, smiling painfully, and sweating.
The fourth panel shows Joe Biden again, from the shoulders up. He still looks skeptical and asks, "Why is it blue?"
End ID.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:ihsuttbxtxxxaycnyj7r6ikm/bafkreidqlsp5qkubzgmynecauenzy6dv3ntlim4gqotrfjdfgrhnhzttau@jpeg)
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Descaladumidera
@descaladumidera.bsky.social
32 | german | a certified mess | if you're nice to me, i'm nice to you | this account may contain 18+ stuff | unapologetic daredevil, punisher, crowley, tenth doctor, and jack harkness simp | don't repost my stuff | i don't deal with drama
6 followers4 following27 posts