Or a 3-minute mile. Nothing a few puffs on the inhaler can't fix 🙌

It's the secret herbs and spices 👀

Just fix the goddamn ice cream machine...

😂 yeah but at least we don't have to carry it 🙌🤣

It's true though. Keep that shit up 😏🥹

So true!

I've actually been here forever, I just don't check. It's enough with one platform. But I had 50+ notifications ping me after the block announcement 😂

Ooh, I can do this now! 🥰

a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words `` hey girl '' written on the screen .

ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words `` hey girl '' written on the screen .

Can't say I blame them though 💀💀

Humor darker than a goth in a closet, in a power outage during a new moon at 3am