*eating another edible* me: (creed voice) can you take me higher?

Me on Bsky: Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. *post* Fuck.

I’m in my Sabrina Carpenter ✨era✨

*Me delusionally attempting to hit her high note* Me: damn, so close

Make a movie better by adding “lmao”.

I can’t work like this anymore! *continues working exactly like this*

I’m a slut for silence.

Me: I don’t know My therapist: I think you do know Me:

a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a water bottle in the background .

Alt: A young boy sitting at a table throwing a temper tantrum

solar powered vibrator

My thoughts are with those in FL. Please be safe 🙏🏻