thanks to estrogen i'm kinda like halloween cus i cum earlier every year
sports stats is 50% rigorous statistical analysis and 50% inventing things to be impressed by
rock paper scissors reskin idea: pitbull child fed
oh cool everyone's favorite chief executive dipshit generating more block discourse. cool. intellectualizing social media habits certainly isn't going to be extremely fucking boring and pointless
cons: the sky is currently full of smoke pros: it was 55 degrees this morning and thus i can be snug as a bug inside three blankets
wow since the love of my life is in undisclosed location without electricity let alone cell service for a week i might actually use a social media site as a hedge against LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
i love steam sales because they mean i can sunbro in dark souls all evening while listening to disco
not like i even really use social media any more outside of occasional manic bursts but holy shit the absolutely suicidal pace of copper-wire-stripping is like watching a slow-motion car crash rapidly accelerate. transfixing levels of failure on display