If consuming footage of a tragedy is interfering with your day to day life you gotta stop watching it. That’s trauma. You’re going on the computer and self-flagellating like a monk about things you have no control over and it’s incredibly bad for you.

I just realized how much time I spend on here talking about potatoes.

also a lot of men think a woman being funny or having a good sense of humor means SHE laughs at HIS jokes

normalize saying "rest in peace" about people who are still alive too, because everyone could use a good nap sometimes

This is something I think about all the time. The pundits who do write ups on polls will say "don't interpret the cross tabs" and then do literally exactly that in their articles.

IM MARRIED

Haus of Decline rules

Family came up for my wedding but they're so unaccustomed to paying attention to me

every button can be the ‘potato’ button u just need to believe in the humble potato