I have somewhere else you can do that 👀

Snaaaaaaaake!

The bone deep confusion of "do I always wanna feel like this" or "does feeling like this make me wanna die".

Per our text convo 😘

That is some mental gymnastics right there holy shit.

You know what, you're so right. Not once in all of those articles have I seen someone say we are spending too much on sex toys. I think that's Carte Blanche to have a completely decked out sex room in every millennial household, government funded.

Let's be so for real, there has always been a strong trend of "fuck dem kids" in tabloid style journalism. It's not new. There is just this weird fetish for vilifying millennials that just seems to have a real staying power.

Matt thinks you should stop living in such excessive luxury and really think about what matters! Like licking boots and enjoying life when you're dead!

Really you should just be rational and live out of your car, obviously. /S

My friend @rowan1001.bsky.social also recommends trying to be straight or having rich parents. 🤷‍♂️ Just a thought.