I finally bought my first house.

The best travel partner around.

is this anything?

Thumbz up.

coworker: hey where’d you get that smoothie me: home (takes sip) and it’s waffle batter thank you

Me: Why do I keep getting holes in the vacuum line of my pool? Patch: nom nom nom (nice to see the big buddy back after the heat wave)

Trying to buy a house sucks.

Palm Tree Therapy 🌴

My goal is to be everyone’s Safe Person