Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…enter the matching style bar stools. 😭
coworker: hey where’d you get that smoothie me: home (takes sip) and it’s waffle batter thank you
Me: Why do I keep getting holes in the vacuum line of my pool? Patch: nom nom nom (nice to see the big buddy back after the heat wave)
I couldn’t get through the first episode 🫣
Trying to buy a house sucks.
My goal is to be everyone’s Safe Person
quote post the fictional character you are in your head I wish I could say Daria, but really...
Absolutely agree. Wright is my favorite director—Atonement, Hanna, and Darkest hour have me on the edge of my seat no matter how many times I’ve seen them and Anna Karenina is delightful eye candy.
🎶 How much is that pre-wrinkled Balenciaga T-Shirt in the window? 🎶