Got a role in a community play out of mild interest and now it's the only thing I care about in my life.

One time I went exactly one sentence over the page limit but the sentence was a joke and I told the professor to disregard it unless it somehow raised my grade.

SLC had a communism-themed coffee shop with a sign saying the bathrooms are for customers only.

The burden of having a perfect banner is real.

Getting mixed messages from my boss who said I can work at home but then assigned me tasks.

100% Venn overlap between day traders and guys who gun it when the light turns yellow.

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Reminds me of this post by @sweavart.bsky.social - this is so obviously insane and yet here we are 🧪

Biblically accurate Wolverine.

Is it care-a-mel or carr-mul? The eternal question. The answer is caramel is one of those words I don't give a fuck about.