This is my daughter. The boy has those fluffy bangs that are all the rage. She is very good at school and probably overly competitive (like her mom), but It's definitely not an "I scored higher than her on the math test" high 5, right? Right?

My daughter is a Twirler & after halftime tonight saw her briefly talk to a boy in the stands. After she walked away dude looked at his buddy, smiled & gave him a high 5. I asked her & she said it's because he got a higher grade on a math test. I was like, girl, that wasn't a math test high five.

Ted Cruz has one too.

Mashing up this post with the "remove one letter to ruin a movie" post: Tardust Leg Batman Pies in Disguise Parent Rap Bad News Bars I love Bend it Like Beckham, but I don't think Bed it Like Beckham would ruin it.

Shoes are nice.

Star Was Empire Trikes Back Aiders of the Lost Ark The Goblet of Fir The Sorcerer's Tone The Half Blood Price Petty in Pink Moan Now White Breakfast Cub Schindler's Lit It's a Wonderful Lie Point Beak Road Hose The Way We Wee

I'm a Duke alum, but I like the Argyle. The idea of incorporating signature pattern with touches everywhere is fun. Same with Maryland's flag. Houndstooth. Checkerboard. Are there others?

If "they" could control the weather, I have a guess where "they" would direct the lightning.

I wish there was more we could do to help. there's no internet version of quietly being present while you grieve. Here that silence feels like indifference or annoyance. It's not. It's just not knowing what to say and not wanting to say the wrong thing. Keep talking. We're listening.

GODDAMN BLUE AlLERT OVERRIDING MY DO NOT DISTURB AT 4:54 am. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HALL COUNTY IS. OH, IT'S 300 MILES AWAY? WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WHEN IM DEAD ASS ASLEEP IN MY BED? SURE AS HELL DIDN'T NEED THE EMERGENCY REMINDER NOT TO "APPROACH" THE SUSPECT!