LET ME KILL YOU IN FICTION I'm in a lot of debt. I want out - fast. And I want to have fun getting out I also want to make cool stuff for you SO you can now commission me to write your death! ⅓

Would allow alterations to the offer? Would you let us kill others in fiction? There are some people I'd like taken care of vis a vis Jim Morrison talking a walk on down the hall.

I like a 50/50 chance. So can I be anyone I want in this fiction, or just the fat and old guy I am ? 🤔

Technically, this is two for the price of one because every time you sign your name, it is like a three word story about the final moments of Emmy-Winning actor who played Skyler White.

These custom death scenes will be 500 words each  For $30, I'll write you a death of MY choosing  For $50, YOU get to choose the death I write for you ⅔

I want to commission this so freaking badly but the issue is I am fucking poor. This is getting shared with my friends though. PLEASE MURDER ME SOME DAY I'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY

Oh! Oh oh oh! This sounds so fun!