Just in time for a storm that is sure to destroy many homes in Florida, a new state law takes effect next Tuesday which makes it illegal to be homeless. Just in time for a storm that is sure to destroy many homes in Florida, a new state law takes effect next Tuesday which makes it illegal to be homeless.

Florida homeless, "Margaritaville" laws to take effect

34 laws passed during the 2024 legislative session will take effect, with the homeless changes drawing the most attention.

If I were dictator I would make it illegal to be homeless. People would be provided with "jails" that have an on site nurse and security 24/7. Rooms would have doors that locked from the inside, and "prisoners" would be allowed to walk freely anywhere on or off premises. Also no criminal record.