Today is the day I get a new hole in my body! Not only is it my first, but it's one I've wanted for a LOOOONG time. Today is PA day! :D

When you've got one day remaining to fill your quota, just remember...

Alright everybody, I have an announcement: I have a new book that is being released next month! If you've ever been curious about what a poetry collection by me would look like, look no further! Check out The Enigma Letters, coming February 3rd in paperback and ebook formats!

Hey, Marlboro Bag, We had a good run. You've stuck through my parents and then me stealing. You're old as heck. You've gone to so many cons and carried so much kink in you. You got me through one more holiday... You will be missed. I'm need a new "stuff and go" bag now...

When the fam says "I'm feeling EDM" and 2 days later you're at a Madeon concert. 🤷‍♂️😁🎹🎛️

I wanna post the hits from old to new so… Shall we start off with a classic from the 2010’s?

Holy shit! That's adorable! You do that yourself?

Those expressions are amazing <3

Sneak off in the moonlight.

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one of my jocks, JV, is not the most... intellectual yeen, but clearly he is still wise