If only you had eaten there more and padded their books, they'd have stayed open.
oh what, you didn't want to pour billions of dollars into an unprofitable electricity and water sucking plagiarism machine run by an unethical toddler?
Apple dropped out of the $6.5 billion investment round at the 11th hour.
I still remember the password to log on to the dial up internet we had when I was in HS.
What if in the next Benoit Blanc movie they had a story about a movie being made out of his life, and they cast Pierce Brosnan?
"My God, man! Has this garrote wire been USED?"
Why does Q always demand that 007 bring back his equipment in "pristine order"? How the hell are you supposed to bring back an exploding pen in perfect condition?
1. Eat ice cream as often as you can. 2. labor is good
Fewer!
Came here to make this joke
"I bought some Ritz crackers and they had suggestions on the back like try them with turkey and cheese, try them with peanut butter... c'mon man, they're crackers. I bought them because I like crackers... not because they're little edible plates"