i just cried because Alexa didn’t respond to me when I said good morning if anybody wants to know what PMS is like

I’d rather be ghost hunting 👻

Unless they're paying for your platforms, it's nobody business what platform you prefer to play games on. Play what you love to play how and when you want to play it. Are you having fun? That's all that matters. Luv u bai 😘

Unless you’re talking about earlier last month with puking blood. In that case, not ok but nothin I can do about it in the current climate—maybe in the future

Def not me 🥺

I apologize to everyone at the Xbox campus within a 5 mile radius of the splash zone, the underboob sweat is ✨real✨ 🥵

i’ve never caused a global digital outage before, but i did fall over trying to put on skinny jeans once so i ✨get✨ it

Two of the shows I worked on have been nominated for an Emmy and I just… 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Little Sasha bear, the bestest buddy ever 🥹

“My hat must have shrunk, it’s too small for my head.” “Just tell it it’s a good girl and it’ll open right up” was apparently ✨not ✨ the appropriate response to the man standing in front of me at the gas station that turned out to be a pastor. So anyhoo.