Denny's Lightspeed Slam (2018-2018): Part of a menu to promote "Solo: A Star Wars Story", this item featured egg whites scrambled with fresh spinach and grape tomatoes, with a side of two turkey bacon strips, an English muffin, and seasonal fruit.

If you're attempting a tie-in with a sci-fi nerd movie, why choose a menu item from the over-70s buffet?

I don't know what it is specifically, but that just looks so bizarre and sad.

I can’t imagine a Denny’s breakfast worse than this holy shit

That sounds terrible

I’ve never seen a more depressing breakfast in a while

Oh man, I'll bet the kitchen staff loved preparing that! 👿

Was it called "Lightspeed" because it's lighter fare? Wasn't that a joke from Robot Chicken? "Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks a lightsaber is low in calories!"

Sadness

These are all definitely things I think of when I think of Han Solo

Denny's endorsement! Why this movie should have been printing money!