There’s also a German brand called MBT whose shoes are generally ugly as hell but there are a couple of more reasonable ones sprinkled in the catalog that combine a rocker sole with something approaching a casual sneaker (I have the white Rens and they look kind of like any old Adidas if you squint)

I’ve had a ton of foot and back issues in my life and nothing beats a podiatrist’s suggestions, but I’ve had success with the Brooks Ghost Max 1 or 2 or any of the higher stack Topo shoes, alongside Pinnacle arch supports (I use the Pinnacle Lows specifically)

moving to a small country in europe to open a restaurant called “bobby’s barbecue bash” that serves sautéed lamb chops I call “the pittmaster’s special” and fish corn fritters I call “big bubba tots.” they’ll have no idea. our slogan will be “The Sauce Is Boss!” but we’ll only serve ranch dressing

the mustache paraphernalia would rise again, it’d be a disaster

tbf if we had a serial killer photographed in a top hat people would be interviewed about “wanting to fuck the gentleman strangler” on a netflix documentary three days later

upon further consideration, i’ve decided maybe i will go gentle into that good night after all. don’t wanna be a bother

not more extremism on my TL 🫤🥱 as a centrist, the obvious solution is to use a baseball bat on a random sample of men, women, and children 🤑😸

putting a call on a spoon and making an airplane noise at you

just the one meal per day then? makes sense. don’t want to overdo it

Everyone's wondering if the U is back but it couldn't be more obvious: is the fix in? Then they're back babyyyy