banging on the door to louis dejoy’s office and begging him to let me start a “USPISS” tiktok advertising campaign to “recruit the young to our shared cause.” the workers at this FedEx are raising a big net above my head
the pain i’m feeling is the Pain of Learning and being shown the error of my ways… i’ll remember this lesson…
mostly he sucked at leaving the theater i’d say
game show called People Also Ask where contestants have to guess the answer to increasingly inane People Also Ask questions from google and getting a single correct answer is almost always enough to win
every so often something occurs and I find out once more that all of you live in new york city
haven’t been
My fellow Americans, the only thing standing in the way of progress is the Anti-Progress Machine. If elected, I promise to adjust its knobs and see if that does anything
due to recent disagreements with the mods, I am inventing a new “SubReddit” where it’s considered ACCEPTABLE to ask questions about whether your bros find you corny
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