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strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride [icon by @korpspropaganda] SITE: distressedegg.fun PATREON: patreon.com/distressedegg STORE: shop.irisjay.net
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Propaganda poster for the lovely @skunkw0rxx.dev Hacking into the mainframe

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Sickos Selection #1 is live! 500 perverse pages of comics, prose & artwork—a $75 value for just $15! We DIYed this bundle—all the revenue is going directly to independent creators with no publisher cut—so thank you so much for directly supporting my friends & I 🫶 itch.io/b/2672/sicko...

Sickos Selection #1: A person in their bed clutches what we’re sure is a salacious, lustful volume, another stack of probably prurient books behind them, imagining a bunch of monsterfuckery
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Hthe-hydroxian.bsky.social

Kaita, a robotic blue wolf with yellow eyes, white hair and undertone, slides forward while shouting "GOTCHA!" as her bright red scarf trails behind and around her. She's got her white, black-clawed hands out and ready in anticipation. Also she's just kinda busty, let's be real. She's got a black corset of sorts on, though it's more like she has a black bra with a bow, and a similarly black torso that kinda blends together to look like a corset. She looks dangerous, confident, and excited.
Kaita, wearing a deeper-blue cropped jacket and black pants here, says, "Hehhheheheh" as she lifts a finger and chuckles at something offscreen, her eyes narrowed in. Amusement, I guess. You can see her black, mechanical neck and torso more clearly at this angle. You can also make out her sharp teeth, given how widely she's grinning.
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Less than 3 days in and we've smashed all our goals! The team is stunned by your enthusiasm and humbled by the fact that so many of you chose to pay over asking - your support means more than we can say. On to rewards! Because we've gone past $5000, you've also now unlocked the following items:

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i've seen the light. i don't want to go back into the caves. i KNOW what the SUN looks like, dammit

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Match 6 of our FUCK-OFF tournament was an unusual match-up: FITNESS vs. INFLATION! While balloon fans put on a great effort in the polls, ultimately things just *worked out* in FITNESS's favor. Wow!  Subscribe today to catch up on all the action! https://patreon.com/distressedegg

FUCK-OFF #6: FITNESS WINS!
FUCK-OFF #6: FITNESS WINS!
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Ooutsidewolves.bsky.social

New closed species announced (poisonous if uncooked)

"Potatogen" creature...potato-snouted guy. From Idaho
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have you heard about the sicko's selection? me and 14 other adult artists/authors put together a bundle of artbooks, novellas, and comics for you to enjoy! there's over $75 worth of our hot hot smut in here, and you get it for just $15! itch.io/b/2672/sicko...

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Sbunnyhazedayz.bsky.social

t4t furry couple (he/him for mouse) (she/her for cat)

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i'm honestly surprised people are ranking the little mono-eye core version so low, he's Pochita levels of marketable

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@distressedegg.bsky.social
strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride [icon by @korpspropaganda] SITE: distressedegg.fun PATREON: patreon.com/distressedegg STORE: shop.irisjay.net
415 followers187 following247 posts