why has chappell roan not shrunk herself down to enter my brain in a tiny submarine to destroy a life threatening blood clot

flake me like you’re bailing on a hangout we had planned weeks in advance

also known as the "raw doggin' login"

sorry i said “hard” in your mentions it wasn’t sexual i was just talking about how it’s sometimes hard getting up in the morning and oh goddamnit i did it again didn’t i

Who did this 😂

Continuing to repost this every time it is presently true (and also ensuring it remains the most popular killer queen arcade related post on bluesky)

DSdocshartman.bsky.socialMar 30, 2024 11:28pm

Men would rather play the killer queen arcade game than go to therapy (it’s me, I’m men)

putting together a smash roster but for famous cute animals. moo deng vs pesto the penguin who you got

Moo Deng Clan