שנה טובה ומתוקה Let’s try to get it right this year
you see a vice president, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the vice president over on its back. The vice president lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun
Pineapple is such a ridiculous name for them anyway
I feel like the canonical answer here is “you guys knock it off first”.
Rabbis For Ceasefire is having a High Holidays donation drive as an act of repair for Rosh Hashana. (This is a trusted organization that does very good work.)
The High Holidays invite us to reflect, account for our actions,… Rabbis for Ceasefire needs your support for High Holidays Drive for Palestine Emergency Fund
Related: significant uptick in the whole family’s quality of life whenever a child learns to blow their nose.
Asked my kids’ pediatrician once, “I thought kids were supposed to have great immune systems and bounce back so quick from illness, why are they sick all the time?” And she said they actually do have great immune systems, but it’s offset because they are gross goblins with terrible hygiene.
Badass. I honestly don’t know if I would make it through that first year.