No one can terminate this man's service because he answers to no one except the rando in HRC who keeps processing his occasional orders to the 5-sided widget factory

tbc he was at one on Sunday

Please, it was "toxic 1SG"

I'm multitasking the same way Walz ran for Congress while abandoning his troops and failing to complete MSG coursework.

It's so disorienting checking back in here lol

Bird Box GIF

ALT: Bird Box GIF

::taps mic:: Is this thing on?

They look so similar! Do you know what else your pup is mixed with?

In a few months he'll transport to PA to start his new life, so he's looking for a foster-to-adopter on the other side. (He's competing HW treatment right now.)

Introducing Mikey! Please do not point out the obvious — he is sensitive about being a Boxer mix in a Staffy household.