goooood morning everyone, it’s another lovely trash tuesday. i’m sure we’ve all got a lot of brain worms to let loose so let’s get down to business 💕 ALSO this week TT is dedicated to @juniperplexed.bsky.social, post extra good so she has quality content to read while she recovers from surgery

working on breeding a chicken that actually has fingers for reasons

Sitting in waiting room for pre-op. Send coffee. Better yet, run me caffeine through the IV they’re about to give me.

Today is conspiracy posting trash Tuesday

My cat ate a cable that is vital to broadcasting audio which means either he's forcing me to use the scary mic or he doesn't want me to broadcast at all. So guess who is trying to set up their streaming again!

Thank you for this tradition. Did you know you can generate a random mutant animal (think TMNT) courtesy of @basiliskonline.bsky.social. Need an example? Try Eddie, a cheerful sling-wielding mutant crab whose signature look includes gold makeup and torn jeans.

God I wish I had something to post but it's way to early (I'm on the west coast and sleepy AF) lol BSKY needs something like a book mark system but I guess this will do

new coke / "coke ii" was still in production in 2002. it was around later than crystal pepsi and longer than pepsi blue. that's not a 'marketing failure', that's a fucking conspiracy

My trash take is this. I love Bluesky, it’s so much better than Twitter and I’m so glad I’m off that hellsite. But I still miss the hashtag search function.

June blocked me after a misunderstanding a while back, I accidentally scared her when progesterone was playing with me, and I’ve been respecting her boundaries. Please relay my congratulations and hopes for her speedy recovery.

I can’t believe we’ve let you get away with this for 4 months now