Nothing scream "personal safety" like "guy who used to be a cop, but now is driving an Uber for unspecified reasons"

*as Blackwolf Driver

Can’t believe they missed out on NightRanger

Thanks, but I'll Wait for the ride share driven by bears.

I feel safer already

"Guy is no longer employed in 'the security sector' but don't worry he still has a gun"

Why are you driving an Uber, buddy? ... ... <<Unspecified screaming>>

Well because of something that happened involving a black person, i now drive for blackwolf

I'd rather take my chances with the bear taxi, thank you.

They for real called it BlackWolf. Not SafeRide or something like that. Black. Wolf.

Ask what the grand jury did with his last few cases