The gooner demographic could determine this election yet

Unironically if the polls are right this will be the TikTok + Manosphere election

I had to look this up. You may have alienated a lot of Arsenal fans.

"Don't boo, throat." -Nancy Reagan

TIL you weren't talking about Arsenal fans at least not exclusivelyTIL you weren't talking about Arsenal fans at least not exclusively

“Look, folks. There are no “gooner states” and “edging states”, we are the United States!” <wild applause>

Weren’t they already?

Genuinely fail to see what Arsenal fans have to do with this.

If they can free a hand for a few minutes.

Low profile but well connected

When did “gooning/gooner” become slang for masturbating? Don’t recall seeing it before a couple years ago but now see it more often than “jerking off” or “wanking” I’m middle-aged so don’t expect to be current on all the slang, but I’m not much older than a lot of the folks replying here