Speak softly. Carry a big stick. Name the stick Gary. Ask people “Would you like to meet my friend Gary?” Then hit them with the stick
meet who? I can't hear you, speak up!
I thought it was “carry a big steak” so you can share your big steak with them and make them friendly
The brilliant part is that if you named your stick Woody, people would say "Is Woody that big stick you're carrying? Nice try." But no one expects Gary to wallop them. Gary works in Paint & Wallcoverings at Lowes and pays his rent on time.
But with a Sean Connery accent. Shorry. Itsh my schtick.
Pipe down, Rafiki. Gary is not a very convincing African name.
ALT: a pixel art of a lion and a baboon from the lion king saying " yeah but it still hurts "
Shhh! Gary is sleeping. You wouldn't want to wake him up.