I am not a genius, I wouldn't even consider myself smarter than 50% of the population of the planet. But I'm smart enough to be self aware. And know that with our current understanding of the universe it is IMPOSSIBLE to create a perpetual motion machine. It was truly an astounding experience.

AS SOON AS I HAVE THOSE THOUGHTS, HE SAYS "I'm trying to create perpetual motion. And I think the key to it is magnets." My mind was in free fall at this point. *HE JUST FUCKING SAID THAT WITH SINCERITY! WTF?!?!* Chris is so fucking stupid that he thinks he is a genius.

And I replied that I knew a little bit. He then said and I quote "I'm trying to create a forever running generator." And at this point my brain starts to fracture. *Is he really saying what I think he is saying? Fucking dead ass saying he is trying to create perpetual motion?*

I was walking away to change out of my costume when he said "Hey I want to ask you something." And being polite I decided to stay and listen. Boy howdy, what a treat. He asked "If I knew much about electronics?"

👏OKAY!👏 I HAVE A STORY TO TELL! So last night was the second show for our theater production of The Rocky Horror Show. And we are meeting and greeting people after the show. An old guy who I know but don't like, (we will call Chris.) gave the usual niceties after the show. "good show" kinda stuff.

You betcha! Welcome!

Yep! It grew legs and walked out of my life on a dark and stormy night in my late teens. Absolutely tragic.

Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

AI's don't have a penis, vagina, or an ass. The one thing I will say is that, it's ability to do certain tasks, like have conversations, lightly code, etc... (can't think of others because it's the morning) IS VERY convincing, and I'm genuinely shocked at the speed of it sometimes.