My cousin invited me to her wedding and this was the first thing that fell out of the envelope. I’m going to find the funniest/most ironic verse I can

Netflix is removing Wentworth in a few weeks. I might actually cry. It’s one of my comfort shows. I watch it in full every few months

Let’s see you at 22 I was a baby

I made chicken Parmesan for dinner and once it was done my husband said, “that’s a lot of carbs”. So, sad to announce I’m getting a divorce

How Dare You Screaming Lady GIF

Alt: A gif of a housewife saying “how dare you” while screaming and pointing

I literally whored myself out for Mariah Carey concert tickets! Can’t wait to see Mimi!

Jewls The Icon GIF

Alt: A gif of Mariah Carey shrugging

Bush can’t be tamed

It’s been so long since I’ve been inspired to make art. I don’t know how to tap back into that

The eye candy at the gym is probably the most motivating reason I have been going regularly

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #563,229!

I feel this so much. It helps to post and then disconnect