i've been reading a lot about the Beatles recently and i'm noticing that Beatles scholars don't really care for the music of the Beatles
[my keyboard player hits an incorrect, dissonant chord] them: "shit. whoops!" me: "ooh, jazzy"
dude spent his entire life learning to lie about what he was doing when he was committing heinous acts of murder and desecration but couldn't figure out a lie better than "uhhh yeah! that's right babygirl! i do heroin!"
you remember that episode of Dexter where he drugged his girlfriend's ex-junkie ex-husband and then his girlfriend was like "how did you know the exact amount to drug him with? are you a junker? you need to go to NA meetings!"? why didn't he just say "i'm an autistic cop, i know weird science shit?"
if i ended up in an I Am Legend type scenario i think i'd just build the largest amp wall i could manage and play drone metal riffs until i die (presumably due to zombie vampires)
VP debate made me happy that the human lifespan is limited
best named places: -Gallipoli -Gstaad there are others as well