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Dorian Hart
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Connoisseur of fine dad jokes. Author of the Heroes of Spira epic fantasy series, starting with The Ventifact Colossus. Former game designer: Looking Glass/Irrational/Blue Manchu/Choice of Games. Board gamer, RPG player, pickleball player, hiker. He/Him
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Trapped inside a vacuum cleaner factory *Horror story in six words or less, cat edition

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Story time! I’m going to tell you about one of the funniest, most ridiculous moments of my journey as a parent. My two daughters were 7 and 5 years old at the time, and I was telling the kids stories at bedtime. (1/12)

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Ok, having held my nose and written a single self-promo post, now I'm going to do others-promo: I'm currently reading Saint Death's Daughter by C.S.E. Cooney, and my gods it's glorious. Cooney writes prose that will make you sigh and lament, "If only I could write sentences like those."

The front cover of the fantasy novel Saint Death's Daughter by C.S.E. Cooney
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Good night!

The gray cat, Whitby, enjoys a nap on a blanket.
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If you're looking for an ensemble cast of lovable heroes in way over their heads, peeling back onion-layers of evil plots in a (finished) epic fantasy series full of adventure, humor and magic, I have you covered! The Heroes of Spira starts with The Ventifact Colossus. www.amazon.com/dp/B077LBHV92

All five books of Dorian Hart's epic fantasy series, arranged tastefully on a white blanket. The books are: The Ventifact Colossus, The Crosser's Maze, The Greatwood Portal, The Infinite Tower, and The Adversary's Hand
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"Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #203,623!" According to the Interwebs, "203,623 is an odd composite number composed of three prime numbers multiplied together: 7 × 19 × 1531." Also: "A cube with a volume of 203623 cubic inches would be around 4.9 feet tall." Happy to be here.

An image declaring that I, Dorian Hart, am the 203,623rd person to join Bluesky, a fact that makes me a "First 10%" and an "Elder Certified Bluesky" member.
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I've been remiss in posting pictures of Whitby, a.k.a. "Pizza Box Cat." For over six years now, she's enjoyed sitting/lying/standing on a specific pizza box that we cannot throw away. Here she is on her 10th birthday, which was also the 2,375th day since she first sat upon her beloved box.

Our fluffy gray cat, Whitby, sitting on her beloved pizza box.
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Greetings, new followers! While I *have* written an epic fantasy series, mostly I'd rather talk about other SFF books -- like Adrian Tchaikovsky's City of Last Chances which I finished recently. (While this technically isn't an Adrian Tchaikovsky stan account, I wouldn't blame you for thinking it!)

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Just created a starter pack for writers who want to find out other SFF authors who are in Bluesky and engange with the community. This is far from complete and I intend to make other packs! go.bsky.app/RYcLDpc

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It's one of the best-known palindromes: A man, a concept of a plan, a canal: Pafotpecnocanama!

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Dorian Hart
@dorianhart.bsky.social
Connoisseur of fine dad jokes. Author of the Heroes of Spira epic fantasy series, starting with The Ventifact Colossus. Former game designer: Looking Glass/Irrational/Blue Manchu/Choice of Games. Board gamer, RPG player, pickleball player, hiker. He/Him
520 followers2k following262 posts