It always made teenage me laugh that, in old books, "ejaculate" meant to speak suddenly, quickly, or with little thought. Now that this is called a skeet, it feels we've come full circle.

When can we start licking doorknobs again? Asking for the idiots that seem to be calling the shots now.

TWwashingtonpost.comFeb 13, 2024 2:35pm

Americans who test positive for the coronavirus no longer need to routinely stay home from work and school for five days under new guidance planned by the CDC.

CDC plans to drop five-day covid isolation guidelines

People with covid will be able to return to school, work and society if they have been fever-free for 24 hours and their symptoms are mild and improving.