there aren’t enough gargoyles on shit anymore

I have 2 gargoyles in my house and fear that is not enough.

Well duh they have lots to do at night these days. Get out into the forest and you can see them sleeping everywhere

modern drainage has really impacted our gargoyle friends, nothing stopping builders from giving us some nice grotesques tho

Just added my gargoyle to my new place.

Just added my gargoyle to my new place.

Just added my gargoyle to my new place.

THAT’S for sure.

Gargoyle training and certification process these days is a real headache. It all started with ISO-9000.

- Batman trying to hide from goons

Facts