welcome to bluesky. we have rules here: 1) park that car 2) drop that phone 3) sleep on the floor 4) dream about me

Something most people don't know about me, I used to be one of the rats in the...

Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here: 1) I love you, Pumpkin. 2) I love you Honey Bunny. 3) All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! 4) Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya! 🎥🎬

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welcome to bluesky. we have rules here: 1) open the door 2) get on the floor 3) everybody walk the dinosaur

you know, you used to be one of the wretched ones and i liked you for that

thanks, now I have this song stuck in my head!!!! no seriously thank u

welcome to twitter. we have rules here: 1) it's all gonna break

5) yall talking trash under my window

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