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Dougie Schwartz (Author)
@dougieschwartz.bsky.social
My fiction is quirky. It's kind, not jerky. A fan-fic dabbler. A blogging babbler. An Austin Weirdo (without a beard, though).
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He was a brilliant person. “Is There an Artificial God?” (Included in The Salmon of Doubt) should be mandatory reading.

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Who has two thumbs and really digs his awesome housewife skillz? 👍👍 This guy!

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Just throw some AI at it. 🙄 When I worked retail, I remember the training video informing us to greet each person. If a person is acknowledged and know they could be watched, they are less likely to steal. Also, we learned most theft comes from within.

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Thanks!

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If Bluesky hit 10 million users, then the 80s kid in me wonders if Jenny has 8,675,309?

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I start with “noise” followed by “laugh”.

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Today is our 23rd wedding anniversary! We got married, out of state, within a couple weeks after 9/11. It was a welcomed, wonderful, three day celebration! Julie and I have had our medical emergencies, arguments, and stressful moments, but love each other more and more, every day.

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I have no idea. So, I’m gonna guess… Yacht-B-Gone?

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John has x guitars, where x = x+1. Solve for x.

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Call me weird, but I prefer the orange layer. I think it tastes better than the other two.

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Dougie Schwartz (Author)
@dougieschwartz.bsky.social
My fiction is quirky. It's kind, not jerky. A fan-fic dabbler. A blogging babbler. An Austin Weirdo (without a beard, though).
216 followers743 following2.4k posts