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@dozerzigashi.bsky.social
He/Him, Asexual-Demiromantic. Writer. Streamer. Cat Dad. I’m writing a book and that has become my entire personality. Also look at the pictures of my boi. He is the best boyo.
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The two ways my cat wakes me up in the morning (regardless of if the sun is up). "Hey Dad, it's a good day to snuggle and cuddle. Btw, Give me food." or "CHAOS GOOBER POWERS DICTATE THAT I BE A WHOLE ASS GREMLIN. EMPHASIS ON THE ASS PART"

My cat, Leo Chaosbringer, being a sweet cuddly boy while not letting me sleep because he wants food. He is relentless in his desire for the noms. But he's cute, so he gets a pass. Please note the sunshine. This is a reasonable time to wake up.
It's ass-o-clock in the morning and my Cat's butt is sticking up in the air in my face while he is being an absolute Chaos gremlin. This is why we call him the Chaosbringer. It's funny, but also, please cat. I want to sleep. Just let me sleep. Also, side note, he farted around this time. RIP me.
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Dozer
@dozerzigashi.bsky.social
He/Him, Asexual-Demiromantic. Writer. Streamer. Cat Dad. I’m writing a book and that has become my entire personality. Also look at the pictures of my boi. He is the best boyo.
30 followers71 following19 posts
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